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steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
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clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion
Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.
by Dan.k May 8, 2014
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steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.
I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.
by eckskape May 14, 2014
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steam pocket

When one displaces gas in their pants, it creates a steam pocket, that slowly dissipates from the legs, and waistline of the pants.
I farted in class and tried to hold it, only to release a steam pocket for the entire classroom.
by Cub4n December 21, 2016
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steam support

Good-For-Nothing-Piece-Of-Shit
Bro, did u talk to Steam Support?
Dafaq is dat?

It is for... Its is ashit don't even do it.
by ifureaddisuractuallygaymybro December 27, 2018
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Steam academy

A School that is filled with low lives, crackheads, white peoples saying nigger. We can’t even fight in this school SMH.
Have you heard of steam academy that school is shit
by School1234 February 6, 2019
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Steam Tunneling

Farting under the covers and using a knee and elbow to direct the exhaust to your partners face when they are above the covers. Similar to a Dutch oven.
The best way to air out a fart in bed is by steam tunneling
by TheBrasky May 16, 2019
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