spankles

An severely obese person has "spankles" when a roll of fat at their ankles separates their legs from their feet. Very tight foot wear can cause a "spankling" effect on a moderately large person, where the flesh folds over the tops and backs of the shoes. Spankles are an undesirable condition which can be prevented with regular diet, exercise, and appropriate footwear. The same condition at the wrists may be called "sprists" or "spuh-wrists".

1. Person A: Wow! Gina's gained a ton of weight.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!

2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.

by SinMickey June 29, 2008

Sprinklecopter

when you get ur penis and spin it clockwise or anti-clockwise and urinate at the same time so its like a sprinkler but going in circles

zach: hey i just did a Sprinklecopter

old lady: okay but do i know you?

by ZacZacBumcrack434 January 14, 2009

sprinkler system slap

As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time

as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D

by shadow of life November 4, 2009

spracklen

The action of spitting cum/jizz out

1. This girl was soooo good man - then she spracklened

2. Guuuurl was that a spracklen

by clokers April 25, 2011

sprinkler dick

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".

Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.

by cdp101 November 22, 2011

sprinklebear

A nice cute bean who deserves love and she uses musically and YouTube

Hey I love sprinklebear

by RoBoDrAwS February 1, 2018

Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

by RiddyTX June 25, 2015