non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.

“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”

by Deefa23 March 19, 2024

At spontanit?

The question an Israeli fuckboi, aka an Arsim, asks you when he’s trying to get in those pants.

At spontanit? Yalla, come check out my balcony that overlooks all of Florentin.

by rhetoricalrizzler October 15, 2025

X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck

Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.

by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011

spontenza

a special event of some kind.

yo, come over to my place tonight, we are having a tv spontenza

by Vince August 25, 2004

Spota Bread

A bread served at the onset of a meal for which there is no extra charge. It is understood that this is supposed to be given.

Hey Dawg gimme another loaf of that spota bread, cuz i be hungry!

by Nick and Dan December 24, 2004

sportathon

Regular gathering of permanent members of the sportathon security council to enjoy sport, alcohol and ritual humiliation, not always in that order.

Sportathon '05, The Ashes. Good outcome.

by Dr Chris April 21, 2006

spantankerous

Being so rude that everybody thinks it's funny.

"Go suck a dick!"
"Quit being Spantankerous, Jim, it's not funny."
"What a pussy..."

by Brieann November 9, 2006