sinner's ass 

A synonym for diarrhea, especially when it is induced by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages.

I got spongy on Guinness last night and now I have a bad case of sinner's ass.

sinner's ass by Gliese November 27, 2009

wanking spanners 

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

wanking spanners by Codiak July 31, 2003

skinner page 

Derogatory term or nickname for the sex offender registry.

Guy Says To Cop,this guy owes us six hundred dollars.
How did you get his adress? asked the cop
We found it on the skinner page,my buddy replied..
its how we find all the skinners i check it weekly to make sure my kids are safe and to make sure i dont need to be up all nite cleaning my guns.

skinner page by [e-mail] March 5, 2008

Lilley & Skinner 

Lilley & Skinner was a British mid-market shoe brand, manufacturer, retailer and wholesale distributor of their own and others' boots and shoes and associated chain of high street shoe shops. It was also active in wholesale leather distribution.

I need to pop down to Lilley & Skinner later because I've got a bloody great hole in my shoe and need a cheap replacement and fast.

Lilley & Skinner by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Single Skinner

A small joint or spliff made with only one rolling paper rather than 2 or more

"I 'ant got much weed mate so it will have to be a single skinner"

Single Skinner by X10n1c June 16, 2018

Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

Spannered by dedbult November 27, 2010

Spanner Water 

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

Spanner Water by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005