snarkaleptic

A person who is naturally inclined to have fits of nasty, assholish behavior on a regular basis. Usually someone with severe constipation, anal retention and control freak issues. Friends never know when this person will snap and become snarky.

"He's a nice guy but he's a snarkaleptic".

by Breath of fresh air July 18, 2016

Spankalicious

Having a body that is extremely attractive. Hot, sexy, and beautiful.

That Ashley K. sure is spankalicious!

by Rz1623 December 21, 2016

sparax

a long tailed penis on a lobster

"jeses thats won hell of a sparax"

by deathhf April 24, 2017

snarkanian

Snarkanian A person who tends to use sarcasm as a social engineering tool.

Judging by the sarcasm in Bill Maher's routine, he is a Snarkanian.

by Me Fartchment July 24, 2017

snarkanian

A snarkanian is a witty person who uses sarcasm to sell his issues.

Bill Mayer is a snarkanian, as witnessed by his use of sarcasm.

by willlundberg August 3, 2017

Spark-a-lark

A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.

"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"

by LordBuns August 30, 2017

Snarkasm

An over-abundance of sarcasm with a healthy dose of snarkiness.

She lit into him, using much snarkasm to belittle him as much as possible.

by bmason831 September 13, 2017