Phantom Spank

the process of masturbating immediately after your hand/arm has become numb either naturally, from a shot, or from sitting on your hand on purpose. Its main purpose is to make it feel like you're not jacking off by yourself in a dark room watching a porno that you've already seen dozens of times.

Also mentioned on the Comedy Central tv show, "Ugly Americans"

-Dude, have you ever done the Phantom Spank?

-What's that?

-Are you kidding?! It's only the best masturbation method ever created!

by That One Freakin' Awesome Guy April 25, 2010

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spamsplosion

What happens when your spam filter stops working and you catch it hours later. You received over a 100 e-mails of spam and mail delivery failures in your inbox. This will sometimes also happen during patching of Ironmail IronPort, Barracuda, ProofPoint and BorderWare to all corporate users (if you don’t turn off your relay before the patch)

dude someone screwed up the Ironmail again I just had a spamsplosion.. do you need any Cialis emails... I got plenty.

by Bill Wierzbowski April 7, 2008

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spanty

habitually and intentionally leaving typos intact in a message transmitted by electronic means, such as in a mobile phone's text message, or e-mail. Often aided by predictive text technologies such as T9. Being spanty is often done to bewilder the unsuspecting, or for personal amusement.

Molly: I'm going to moth the movie and the library today.

Molly: Of course, by "moth," I meant to type "both," but I left it in there because "moth" is awesome.

Jeff: You're so spanty.

Molly: Yeah, I'm book like that.

by Jeff83 February 11, 2009

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spanz

Derived for spares me the imformation when getting talked to while your chilling. The word was devevolped in the Buds beach area on the Gold Coast in the early 90's.

Brown Hill- Oi Dib was at work in the lift sharft today and i had Wog's Flano on and it got lit up with the welder.

Dib is chillin on the green couch- Spanz me Brown Hill!

Brown Hill- Oh stuff you Dib i might move out to the bush you can talk to them out there!

by Chicken 04 August 17, 2009

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