Snowflakes
"Hey Angela I brushed snowflakes all over Doms face after he fell asleep, you should try it sometime!"
Snowflakes by cwish March 25, 2008
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Love Snowflakes
When you, or someone else, puts your lover in a wood chopper. The shrapnel coming out the other end of the wood chopper are love snowflakes, tiny chunks of your lover.
Greg: Fred danced in some love snowflakes yesterday.
Ryan: Sick. Did he go to jail?
Greg: Yeah, they caught him.
Ryan: Sick. Did he go to jail?
Greg: Yeah, they caught him.
Love Snowflakes by autumntothestar October 20, 2009
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Dirty Snowflakes
When a person wakes up the next morning with remaining dried semen/skeet on their face, and then continues to rub it off as their partner catches the flakes on their tongue. (As if they were catching snowflakes on a winter afternoon)
Dirty Snowflakes by Hendrick dick December 8, 2012
snow flake
realist: yo dawg
lil cripto: wasup cuzz?
realist: u c dat snow flake right there?
lil cripto: yea dawg, she got a flat booty tho'
realist: yea but snow flake's got small pu$$ys man
lil cripto: yea u right cuzz. go hit it
realist: yea man i'm gone. 1
lil cripto: wasup cuzz?
realist: u c dat snow flake right there?
lil cripto: yea dawg, she got a flat booty tho'
realist: yea but snow flake's got small pu$$ys man
lil cripto: yea u right cuzz. go hit it
realist: yea man i'm gone. 1
snow flake by lil cripto August 4, 2007
slowflake
Someone who frequently loses races, is considered by most to be slow and is always overly sensitive.
A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner.
These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped.
You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable.
Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you.
Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner.
These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped.
You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable.
Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you.
Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
Example: The Clarksville car scene is full of Slowflakes. Always whining, making excuses and are usually very slow.
slowflake by JasonehbusinessNashville September 11, 2018