Drownin' Smurf

When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.

Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

bottom smurf

A short person who is well known for abusing anus.

Look at Robert, he is a bottom smurf!

by Alan Epton March 31, 2007

Smurf tip

When a girl gives a guy a hickie on the tip of his penis, turning it blue. When this happens the tip of his penis resembles a smurf.

Dude Ashli gave Evan a smurf tip last night!!!!!

no way i wish i got one

by tlackattackjk February 17, 2010

Smack the Smurf

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

by Darakuron December 23, 2007

smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

by ichithekiller February 8, 2010

smurf booger

The blue boogers in your nose after you snort the blue 10mg adderal.

Damn, I just blew a hell of a smurf booger in this tissue.

by C-Money1 May 2, 2007

Smurf Cat

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023