smiegel

originates from the name Jeff Smiegel.
1. n. (-ism) a humorous word or phrase quickly made up to describe a recent event.
2. v. to ask one to a peppering of inappropriate questions at an inappropriate time, later resulting in an akward silence leaving a feeling of regret for opening your mouth (optional).

1. guy #1: hey, dude, he just stole my wave!
guy #2: i know, bro! he totally schraalped you!
guy #1: ?????
guy #2: it's the sound your board makes in the water when
someone quickly whips around to steal your wave.
guy #1: ohhh...kayyy...
guy #3: bro, that's such a smiegelism!

2. guy #1: hey, man. i'm dave.
guy #2: hey! where do you work and how much do you
make?
guy #1: um excuse me?
guy #2: aww, crap! sorry, i totally smiegeled you!
guy #1: ha ha... alrightythen...

by smeigelism August 20, 2008

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smeg

it is a sagging piece of skin that
connects the main tubular segment of the penis to the flesh sack that holds and supports (scrotum) the sperm producing organs (testies)

poo wee! my smeg sure needs a wash, it
is starting to emit a cheese like odour

by jg July 22, 2004

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Smeg

This is an alternate word for an Aussie or Australian.
To be used in the same way as POM, can be derogatory or a term of endearment.
Smeg or Smegs for plural , this word can be used on an everyday basis at home or work or pleasure, in the same way Smegs use the word POM.

"Hey I hear the Smegs came sixth in the Olympics"

"You Smegs won the cricket again"
"Pull your head in you Smeg"

by Nemisis2 October 18, 2008

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Smeg

Anti-swearword shamelessly stolen from Red Dwarf. Mostly used by those who are British. It technically means sperm, but, like many swear words, it's used for many other things.

Smeg head.
What the smeg are you doing?!
I've got a smeggy bell.

by Maplin January 20, 2005

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