Levee Slurper

One who hangs out at the levee to suck dicks for drugs

You know Joes mom? She’s a levee slurper

by Mountain Cunt Witch December 31, 2021

slurpie

the slurpie is code for necking...............

gina are u gonna give me a slurpie at the movies theater tonight,,

by trap May 19, 2007

Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

by corriger January 29, 2009

slurple

noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.

by Holy Heartfailure August 25, 2007

slurpie

1. one who slurps
2. a snuggie who has fallen from snuggiedom by acquiring a slurping habit
3. a sluggie who has begun to mend their ways

"whats that noise"
"ah, thats a slurpie slurping"

to a badly behaved snuggie : "you're becoming a slurpie..."

by snuggie1 June 1, 2004

canoli slurper

female that is loud when sucking the males lower extremity

that chick is a canoli slurper

by ddythrax June 26, 2008

septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

by RAMROD October 10, 2003