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Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.
Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.
by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018
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Shuffle bembo

by Thetruefaggot June 13, 2018
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Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
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The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.
Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.
by Craig Wayne Jenkins June 4, 2018
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Seiko Shuffle

The act of shaking or in some other fashion oscillating your Seiko (or other automatic wristwatch that is not capable of being manually wound) automatic wristwatch for the purpose powering it up enough to begin ticking so that it may be set and worn. Perhaps more than any other movement, the Seiko shuffle has been made necessary by the ubiquitous 7s26 movement which has since been upgraded (and renamed) to include hacking and hand-winding.
My Seiko Orange Monster has stopped, so I'll need to do the Seiko shuffle the next time i want to wear it.
by Don Victor August 29, 2022
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nippy shuffle

1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy

2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.

Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
by ez February 8, 2005
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Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.
Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."
by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021
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