backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

Shovel

A "shovel" in slang has several definitions:

1.) An unpleasant person who is not helping the situation; a prick.

2.) A male hoe.

3.) Shoveling is to spread fake or bias information on a local level; to spread bullshit.

Example for definition No. 1:

"That guy - Alfred Cockburns, he's such a shovel."
"I agree."

Example for definition 2:
"I'm thinking Vlad is a good guy."

"Nah, have you heard about it? He's a shovel, he tried with that girl yesterday."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That drama that's going about you in school is so fake. I wonder who did it."

"I think Samuel shoveled."

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

Shoveling Snow

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.

A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!

by TheMonoBro6969 May 9, 2018

Shovel

A raunchy girl who wants to be a hoe, but does not have the body and/or the resources to level up to hoe

Person one: Yo, this girl just snapped me a pic of her in a thing

Person two: is she a hoe?

Person one: nah, her face sucks so I'd classify her as a shovel

by Intelligent Ass Nigga March 5, 2017

Shoveled out

To manually disimpact someone, as in to remove feces from the rectum with one's finger or fingers.

Patrick is very constipated, I think he may need to be shoveled out.

by KseH May 3, 2016

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

Dip Shovel

A person or object with no value in itself and is only useful by giving you access to something else.

Mary is such a dip shovel; I would break up with her if she didn't give me free tickets to the movies...

by DonofrioGirl December 28, 2011