Sharp

verb, Sharped, Sharping

During the course of Live Action Role Play, while attempting to LARP and a small to medium quantity of shit comes out instead usually accompanied by a seeping odor and a noticeable pause in the SHARPee's discourse.

Gandalfzor showed up in her robot-like suit of boxes wrapped in tin foil. "Uhh, what are you?" inquired the LARPmaster.

"I'm a wizard," muttered Gandalfzor.

"Wizards don't wear armor, dude." The LARPmaster sounded annoyed.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" cried Gandalfzor.
(later)
Gandalfzor stood atop the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Gandalfzor paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants." The back panel of Gandalfzor's suit was opened and out spilled brown water and corn.

by Abernomicon January 8, 2013

Sharpe

A fictional character in the series of the same name written by Bernard Cornwell.

Sharpe: If anyone gets in the way of me and that filth, I'll kill him!

by Treadstone June 25, 2014

sharpie

if theres nothing else...it makes a great dildo!

bahaha!

...horny ass chick...jumbo sharpie...hmm...this could get interesting...

by XxXcuddlesXxX September 2, 2007

sharpe

Male or female from the upper class society. Many shop at Waitrose or Harrods. Enjoys posh nosh and having a good time. They are good company to be around and have a good sense of humour, enjoying a laugh!!!!

Simon and Emma sharpe

by david bowie3 September 4, 2006

Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

haley sharpe

A tiktoker who made the “say so” dance and was in 4freakshow. Her username on tiktok is “yodelinghhaley” and her spam is “ postysdaughther”. she is pretty

Haley Sharpe is an amazing dancer and is very pretty

by hmmmmhaleysharpesbiggestfan March 18, 2021

aquarius and scorpio

this zodiac couple will definitely have bumps in the road. They are both really conservative and laid back, which makes them perfect together. these signs being both determined and stubborn, they see that in each other and respect that in each other. you find each others individuality fierce, appealing, and interesting. letting this couple to encourage each other to reach their dreams. also leaving time for the less serious things too. :)

that aquarius and scorpio must be a tough but determined couple

by kdot:) September 5, 2021