When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.
Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.
by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010
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Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?
Texter 2: On the toilet..
Texter 1: Err, why?
Texter 2: I love shexting.
Texter 2: On the toilet..
Texter 1: Err, why?
Texter 2: I love shexting.
by DDFL June 8, 2011
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The hyper happy reaction you get when you find out something great; It results in a rainbow butt rocket effect projectiling you out of your seat. (Jumping really high out of your chair/sofa/etc...)
WARNING: shitting rainbows may cause damages to your roof, result in concussions, memory loss, broken or sprained ankles (upon landing)... other side effects include shedding glitter, randomly hugging people, frolicing in public places, and talking like a teenage girl with ADHD over the exciting news to Everyone, Even strangers, for days. (this will last until the news gets old, so side effects are not permanent.)
by Twistedtoybox June 28, 2009
Get the Shitting Rainbows mug.1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.
2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.
3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.
3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."
2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"
3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"
3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011
Get the Shitting on Bridges mug.Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.
by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011
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"What are you shitting today?"
"Did you see what that guy was shitting?"
person 1: "Is eric still seeing amanda?"
person 2: "no he's shitting someone else"
"Did you see what that guy was shitting?"
person 1: "Is eric still seeing amanda?"
person 2: "no he's shitting someone else"
by just.made September 5, 2009
Get the shitting mug.Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
by P-Fat November 28, 2006
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