Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

grazing sesh

An event or tradition in which a person or a group of people participate in gathering fresh, "wild" berries from a bush or tree in a public and private place. Grazing applies to fruits as well. It is also considered a sacred past time for ents, and originated from Saratoga, CA in the summer of 2012, by SHS class of 2011.

Person 1: "Anybody want to going me in a quick grazing sesh? The blackberries are so ripe today that they are falling off!"

rest of group: "Yeah, I'm so down for some free grub!"

by dudewithnopants July 8, 2012

Post-Sesh Intensification

the ramp-up in highness following a cannabis-based smoke session, usually rising by 1 or 2 extra points after the initial peak is reached

After smoking with my friends, I went home to watch TV. It was after sitting for a couple minutes that I got PSI (Post-Sesh Intensification) and went from a 6 to an 8 almost immediately.

by rawloes June 20, 2011

101 sesh

The act of driving down the San Diego Pacific Coast Highway in which the passenger spazzes out and performs other shenanigans at passing pedestrians in order to recieve a substantial response from them. A very common form of this involves the passenger asking the pedestrian for directions and then spitting out complete jiberish before the pedestrian can answer.

Car on 101 sesh pulls up next to walking pedestrian

Passenger: Um, excuse me.
Pedestrian: Yes?
Passenger: Do you think you can tell me how to get to the nearest um...um...um...you have no choice!(then yells complete jiberish.

by Gingervitus08 July 1, 2011

Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023

nic sesh

a nicotine session

imagine your with your friends and you come up with the idea to consume nicotine with them. you would say “let’s go nic sesh”

by Mownique January 20, 2024

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024