secret septum

A piercing that you get behind your parents back.

"I got a secret septum"

by asdfghjklballsack May 4, 2012

secret seller

A person that sells their nudes online secretly. Sometimes with a different name.

“I’m looking for a secret seller to buy nudes from”

by iconicvirgin December 21, 2021

Novelty Secrets

A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have

Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.

by Novelty Secrets June 9, 2015

loud secret

A loud secret is when you have a secret that you want people to know but at the same time you don’t

I smile weed I want to keep it a loud secret

by Marcus von trill October 27, 2017

Secret Six

A group of 3 super hot fucking couples. There is always a larger than life southerner that loves to say you cunt and is a massive Payne!! A semi professional sports man that has salty balls and a fuck wit that wants to retire to a council house and loves a good tea bag. The chicks either have super human strength, can read minds or do Halloween make up!!

The dozy cow fell off her stool and ended up in hospital all because the Secret Six got together

by Spunk bubbles October 12, 2021

Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014

Secret blo

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there

Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday

by The big dick boy December 11, 2018