Scud

A person who seems intelligent, well-rounded or good-looking at a glance, from behind or from a distance, but is actually much uglier or less appealing up close. Tend to be self-aggrandizing and overly critical of others, while neglecting things like grooming, work or social skills, and expecting others to just give them what they want.

1. "Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"It was awful! Showed up 20 minutes late, complained the whole time that I wasn't fawning all over them, then still expected me to pay for their dinner."

"Wow. What a scud."

by heydoood June 15, 2019

saudering

a tool that gets above 400° + hot and can melt two metal pieces together causing them to bond.

(this spelling is for all the people that sounded out soldering and spelled it the way they heard it.) your welcome ;)

nathan was arguing how to spell sauder.

ex : he was saudering his balls to the metal pole.

by poopiedoo567 July 13, 2019

Siudemek

A third degree in memeology

Im a Siudemek in this job.

by Siudemek August 2, 2019

Scunder

1: To creep/crawl around in a manner similar to Gollum, usually used in an abstract context when a boy is following a girl around in a club being a creep

Can be used in context to anything unpleasant found crawling around

1: Did you see Tom last night?
2: Yeah, he was scundering around after this girl; she slapped the creep

1: "mate you've got rats in your house"
2: "Oh yeah, i thought i heard something scundering about my gaff in the dead of night"

by verylargemuscles October 18, 2019

Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.

Get the fuck up out my face scud puppy

by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020

SCUDBOAT

One who hails from the kingdom of PODS. A modern day warrior and international man of mystery and wealth. Fluent in Women, Bourbon, Golf, and of course fulfilling its PODS Kingdom reign as it ascends into the heavens.

Dollar beer night was canceled after they realized SCUDBOAT was coming.

by Scripture of God March 12, 2020

Scud attack

The profound case of unpredictable flatulence attacks you release after eating middle eastern or especially Iraqi food. You could potentially strike anyone near you as long as you're within in range. Works best when you're sneaking around or are highly mobile.

Sheikh: Why did the party stop all of a sudden? Where did all my guests go?
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...

by Kachumber May 7, 2020