scrump

Those little gross smelly yellow chunks of rotten food that you cough up sometimes. Consider it a throat booger.

As I was talking to the manager I accidentally coughed up a scrump that landed on his desk.

by cpdcrsdr January 22, 2013

Scrumps

A smelly lil stinker

My bunghole is really Scrumps today.

by xookie November 12, 2004

Scrumpy

(adj.) A word to describe a ghetto, usually white girl, who is just plain nasty. Dudes with no self esteem will probably wanna hit that but my advice = DON'T. This is barely a step down from the noun 'scrump.' Originated in Wichita, KS from Colton Falconburg.

"Dude, Todd, Cathy's friend, Denise is soooo scrumpy!"
"Denise! You're lookin' soo damn scrumpy, babe!"
"Cathy is a scrump. Denise is scrumpy."
"Todd!"

by Toddsterr April 9, 2010

SCRUMPDIDDLIUMPTIOUS

Not to be confused with bootylicious but having similar meaning, this word is used to help illustrate how juicy, enticing, or beckoning an object appears.

DAMN GIRL!!! That guys lips look so SCRUMPDIDDLIUMPTIOUS!!!!!!

by Sunni4lyf March 27, 2008

scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean

"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"

by lockie_oz September 15, 2006

scrumpkin

To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)

She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

scrump

a noun for a very small amount of something, especially a food or drink

Do you want a scrump of cheese for your salad?

by theAlphatard November 1, 2005