slutty saturdays

When a particular group of girls get together every saturday with guys and they basically have an orgy and all hook up with eachother.
Girl: Are you excited for slutty saturdays this week
another girl: hell yea, i call hooking up with that guy this time though

girl: oh yea we can all share
by CoolKidHenr123 January 29, 2023
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slutty saturday

Saturday is for the girls 🙌🏻 This is the time that all of ur besties ( GIRLS ONLY) get together and wear slutty outfits and get drunk!!!
Me: Hey girls y’all ready for slutty Saturday!!!

Girls: YESSSSS LETS GO GET DRUNKKKK!
by Sluttybabes101 July 07, 2022
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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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Saturday Night Special

A mixed drink for a celebratory occasion
Fix me a Saturday Night Special. I’m feeling celebratory today.
by YuOfTheNight November 21, 2019
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Saturday Phatter Day

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013
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sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.
Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays
by BallsofHorror November 16, 2014
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Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
by Analus Samus October 18, 2019
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