sandjob

An extremely painful handjob,
one that feels like you are being whacked off with sandpaper as opposed to an actual hand.

"Bitch gave me a sandjob. I'm gonna have painful showers for the next week and a half. Scabs. scabs.

by Flaming Falcon December 14, 2008

sandy screamer

A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.

Bob gave me a sandy screamer, and I still can't walk right!

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

Sandy McDonald

Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.

Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!

Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?

Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube

Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.

Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you

by Kentucky Flaccid May 14, 2011

pecan sandy

the most delicious and mostly beautiful coookie like frickin ever and its so good i eat so many wheni am baked its delicoius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat them alot

'mmm give me that pecan sandy man!'

by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrachel March 7, 2005

Sandy Tucker

When a female gets sand in her vagina.

"I went to the beach today and i got a sandy tucker"

by hello tiffy March 26, 2010

sandy scrack

the act of acting like an idiot on the beach.

wow he is such a sandy scrack. o there goes S.S

by HRGfdgdf July 3, 2010

sandyslap

Slapping someone for using the word sandyflapped.

John said he was sandyflapped so I sandyslapped that bitch for being a douche.

by .NoAim. September 4, 2010