Fetus Sandwich

A sandwich that uses the best source of protien in the world.

At the abortion clinic the younger couple where feeling bad for wasting such a life.. So they desided to take the little thing home and make a fetus sandwich out of it... So atleast it had a use.

by FurFur January 27, 2009

Shit Sandwich

A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.

Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....

by DDni September 17, 2005

italian sandwich

A loaf of fresh italian bread stuffed with 1lb. italian ham, 1lb. genoa salami, 1lb. mortadella,an entire mozzarella sliced,lettuce,tomato,onion,oil and vinegar.

Yo Tony, lets go to da deli and and get a freakin italian sandwich.

by Frank S. November 23, 2006

boob sandwich

When a man sticks his face between a woman's boobies.

Brad passed up Angela's offer for a boob sandwich because he is gay.

by safehammer August 31, 2005

sandwich artist

A person who makes sandwiches at subway.

"That chick is a sandwich artist. Sucks to be her, $9.00 an hour and you have to put up with some shitty customers."

by boooyakacha December 4, 2007

Sandwich Bitch

(n) female acquaintance that will do whatever she is told to do.

Jenny is my sandwich bitch.

me: hey jenny go make me a sandwich
Jenny: i only have pb&j is that alright
me: no
Jenny: ok I'll go get something else

by stud11 June 18, 2009

cockmeat sandwich

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

by harold and kumar May 2, 2008