Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020

Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.

"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."

by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013

wii switch

code for anal sex.

Monica: "there's nothing really fun around my area, but I have a wii switch at home."

by YungAlyx July 31, 2019

Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race

Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis

by Dumbpolish April 08, 2023

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy July 17, 2015

switch pegging

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly brings in another man to do the deed in her stead.

Paul thought Becky was using the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging. What he didn't know was that Black Rodney was quietly hiding in the closet waiting for her to let him take over and deliver Paul's first Switch Pegging.

by WECoyote September 04, 2021

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 09, 2009