card-swipe

To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.

Jon: Here take this DVD, my hands are full.

Taylor: Just card-swipe it.

by Jofin March 2, 2011

Gravy Swipe

When your man scratches his sweaty balls and then quickly proceeds to swipe it across the upper lip of his woman, leaving behind an abundant amount of moisture.

I was gravy swiped by my boyfriend and had to go shower. It wasn't enough, nothing will ever be enough.

by Rocknness December 9, 2016

swipe

What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!

shing........SWIPE! reowr!

by da hood' January 3, 2005

Swipples

Having sweaty nipples

It's so hot that I'm getting swipples

by AuntehTita October 10, 2014

swipe

a person acting like that of turds that have been wiped off the buttox on to toilet paper. Gross, disgusting, having no brain function.

Quit acting like a f*cking 'swipe'!

by starrbutton December 9, 2008

Swiper

The best character in Dora the Explorer even though he is a total pussy every time he tries to steal Dora’s supplies

dora: Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping.
swiper: aww, man.
Me: I can’t believe this is the best character in this show.

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

swipple

A physical condition characterized by a pronounced perspiration on and around the areolas. Derived from the English contraction of sweaty and nipples. Not to be confused with swesticles, a condition predominantly found in males.

Damn, dat bitch got some nasty swipples!

by Frankie Saez June 26, 2007