Sex stories

this is for you hornys

"OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming.

"mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time.
"SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven.
"I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned.
"ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge.
"CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished.

"that was amazing" she said.
"i know" he responded.

sex stories are amazing my wattpad really paid off

by hornybitchyepyouheardme October 14, 2021

Daily Stormer

n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.

v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.

Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass

by IncorporatedStates.gov July 17, 2016

Quiet Storm

A pretty cool genre of music. It combines new and old forms of R&B. Easy/Regular Jazz is often added into the mix It's played at night. You know, when you're in the mood for something smooth. Quiet Storm artists include: Kem, Boyz 2 Men, and Anita Baker.

I was up all night last night. I turned on my radio to the R&B station. Quiet Storm was on. Boy was that stuff smooth and satisfying.

by sflagurl25 May 1, 2005

Desert Storm

1. Part of the Persian Gulf War in 1991. Was the second of three operations (other two were Shield and Saber) where Apache helicopters and airforces from around the world launched air attacks on strategic locations in Iraq.

Op. Desert Storm was the beginning of the air war in Iraq in the Persian Gulf War of 1991.

by Kottonmouth King 420 April 17, 2006

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

Stornoway

Stornoway: a place...think "Cheers" but Much MUCH bigger. everybody knows your name, your maothers name, your cats name....

*the following takes place daily on Stornoway...*
"Oh look, it's Anne!"
"Oh you know what i heard about her and Kenny-there-you-go....."
(An uninteresting conversation ensues)

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

horny story

Story that makes you horny :)

Ashley, a seductive girl with huge thighs, hands her sex partner, Olivia, a vibrator. They are wearing mini skirts and very short crop tops, since they are having an exercise lesson. They had their vibrators going inside their pussy. Both of them tried to hold their voices whilst running and jumping around, moaning with pleasure silently. Some time after, they can't hold it anymore, erupting loudly. They came, moaning and screaming with pleasure. Luckily, school is over.

hope you enjoy the horny story, part 2 coming :)

by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022