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Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011
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P-Stim

Stimulation of the prostate.
I can't get off unless I use a metric fuckton of p-stim.
by kbvk.sjdfnv.d,zfm.bgkdjbvsn September 16, 2011
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Sarah Stidham

She's a great person and has a big ass. Most people call her BBJ or Big Booty Judy. Widely known for being a great friend. She has a big dick that people don't know about. Her last name is known to be used as a name for a really hard boner.
Guy 1: How was last night at the club bro?
Guy 2: Not too great, all the bitches had me with a "sarah Stidham" all night!
by LayinWood January 28, 2012
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stevie stimpson

A guy who is kind to girls and makes them feel like they are something special, Stevie Stimpson is a person that is great to talk to and is especially nice to girls. He/she fights for friends and isn't scared of getting into brawls or fights. He/she packs a punch and if it's a man usually has a big penis.
Wow, Stevie Stimpson could fuck him up.
by Qjsv August 3, 2016
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weak stims

Weak stims

If something gives you weak stims then it slightly turns you on
Person A " that scene gave me weak stims"

person B " yeah same, weak stims for days"
by DMRS156 March 19, 2017
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Wet Stimpy

A handjob performed underwater, preferably a pool or hot tub
Hey you know that chick gave me a wet stimpy in the hot tub at the party, it was great.
by Bubbanigwad August 28, 2018
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Dick Stim

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet
by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018
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