SLURRR

The mixture of the infamous terms, "slay" and
"purr"; typically used to emphasize the effects of
one who "ate" and/or "served". The term is most
commonly used among white female teenagers.

Ava: Girl, I just cheated on my man.
Grace: That's so fucked up, Ava.
Ava: It's okay because he was lowkey abusive.
Grace: Nevermind then, SLURRR GIRLYPOP!

by tmkkmt November 10, 2022

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

smurf

An Ultramarines army in warhammer

man those smurfs always have land raiders!

by The_Dark_Side May 8, 2005

Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

by davensjournal January 27, 2009

smurf-dingle

a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.

Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.

by jack farfanougin November 14, 2006

asc slurry

He makes bomb ass music

Man: did you ASC slurrys new song
Me: yeah it was fire

by Brycen 555555 February 24, 2020

Papa Smurf

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

by Beulo June 29, 2009