Sloth Disease

A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.
Tom loves sloths due to sloth disease
by Elite Green August 24, 2017
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rainbow sloth

The majestic rainbow sloth is all
The majestic rainbow sloth is love
The majestic rainbow sloth is life
You will obey the majestic rainbow sloth
The majestic rainbow sloth is our lord
The majestic rainbow sloth created all

The majestic rainbow sloth is meme god
I will obey the majestic rainbow sloth for all eternity
by P3pper November 29, 2016
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social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.
Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~
by skatetheramp February 06, 2024
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sloth texter

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter
by Kk that girl March 02, 2017
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Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"
by SuperBun October 18, 2022
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Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.
"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."
by Profiti August 05, 2022
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando October 17, 2015
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