Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024

Seattle mouth

It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.

Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!

by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019

Seattle sinkhole

A cheap prostitute that gets a train ran on her by dairy cows and you jerk off

My buddies took me to Washington to watch a Seattle sinkhole show

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Seattle smoke and mirror trick

For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror

Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night

by Spliff deathstar March 4, 2023

Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever

Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!

by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019

raining like Seattle

heavy rain. similar to raining cats and dogs.

Aight dude, i'm gonna take a walk outside, see ya lat- OH MY GOD IT'S RAINING LIKE SEATTLE OVER HERE!

by AbsoluteHooman89 May 13, 2021

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013