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ass scalpal

A word describing a person who is one or more of the following:
1. A jerk
2. A moron/idiot
3. A Douche

It is derived from the english word: Ass Goblin
1. Jeff: You just took my shit, you fucking ass goblin...
Ben: Did you just call me an ass scalpal?

2. "You're such an ass scalpal."
by porchmonkey251 October 6, 2008
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apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.
Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
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Shine Scalp

A derogatory term for a person who is bald (usually a male) whose head is so bald that it bounces off lights!
Every time I watched the Joe rogan show his studio lights bounces off his head It's very annoying hes basically a Shine Scalp
by EmJayee March 10, 2020
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soft scalp

When a bald man has a delicious, soft scalp, ready to be devoured.
Join in! We're eating Jamie's newborn's soft scalp!
Damn, that turkish man has a really soft scalp!
by Shark.? May 11, 2022
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sapp

Oh my gosh, don't hit it up with him, he's got a lot of sapp!
by gray6544333 July 11, 2009
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Sapphire

She is Satan's daughter, most likely the biggest goth you will ever meet. She will assert domance over any boy she dates and is abit of a bitch,but you'll get used to it.

However, this doesn't mean you don't wanna be friends with her, she is genuinely a laugh to be around as long as you can handle her bullying, remember she "doesn't mean it".
If you happen to know that she is friends with a jayson then it's too late for you. He's a keeper for her; no one knows why yet.
She is such a sapphire
by Kai is amazing May 3, 2021
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Sapphire

A shy girl who is socially awkward and struggles to talk to people she doesn't know sometimes including people she does know. She tries her best to be kind to a lot of people and forgives people. She can be easily broken or tore apart in broken relationships.
"Your acting sapphire"
by EyOMayo June 7, 2018
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