Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.

Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

Sloppy Saturday

When you and 2-3 friends get a 30-pack of beer and a 30-pack of white castle at 6am on Saturday and you have to finish it before noon.

The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.

Dave: "Yo bro, lets do sloppy saturday tomorrow!"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"

by pizzapals November 17, 2023

Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.

I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.

by Kay Star January 29, 2009

Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist

Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."

by mstmat September 25, 2009

Sneaks Saturday

i dunno man sneaks saturday

ITS SNEAKS SATURDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by cattooooooooooh November 10, 2020

saturday

a day in the week

"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"

by 2harts March 1, 2017

Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.

Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021