saturday

a day in the week

"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"

by 2harts March 01, 2017

Saturday

Slap ass Saturday

What days is it tomorrow? Fucking slap ass Saturday that’s what it is!

by April 22, 2021

Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 23, 2022

Pain Saturday

April 24th is Pain Saturday.

i’m in pain right now. Pain Saturday killing me

by zasi April 24, 2021

Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 02, 2011

Super Sucky Saturday

You Get Super Sucky on A Saturday from a fine shit

Kenrry is getting a super sucky Saturday

by Weeniewarrior246 January 24, 2025

Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father

went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.

by Trey greenwald April 21, 2018