Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Start Up February 13, 2012
he or she who dispenses dirty rubs.
by gabrielle September 10, 2003
by Gordon November 13, 2003
by KawaiiAnime November 02, 2003
How lesbian(sic)sex is portrayed in straight male porn.
Elbow rubbing exist because;
a) men have no idea how real lesbians have sex;
b) men cant deal with the reality of full on lesbian sex.
Elbow rubbing exist because;
a) men have no idea how real lesbians have sex;
b) men cant deal with the reality of full on lesbian sex.
by boggy June 04, 2003
by Cookiearrow June 26, 2015
The act of actually rubbing a person's back. NOT to be confused with back massage.
It is a ritual in which the rub-ee places a rigid palm upon the person of interest's spinal region and forgoes a series of cold, unstimulating strokes. Perhaps even resulting in some pedophile breathing and unexplainable boners. The receiver of the back rub shall then feel inclined to regret choosing such a grammatically incorrect means of demanding a back massage.
It is a ritual in which the rub-ee places a rigid palm upon the person of interest's spinal region and forgoes a series of cold, unstimulating strokes. Perhaps even resulting in some pedophile breathing and unexplainable boners. The receiver of the back rub shall then feel inclined to regret choosing such a grammatically incorrect means of demanding a back massage.
Mr Asexual: You're not a lesbian. There! I said it... You owe me one hundred back rubs.
Non-Lesbian Chick: O^O *boner-inducing back rub motion*
Non-Lesbian Chick: O^O *boner-inducing back rub motion*
by porcupinejelly September 13, 2012