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Rittard

The clown is a rittard.
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Rituals

Hym "Rituals? Yes I dig 'em"
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Dark Ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
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Blumish it on the ritz

Blumish it on the ritz is were you smoosh balls into a juicy net (mainly whilst you are having a little strok)
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Ritz

A collective term for all sensitive areas of the body; mainly genitalia I.E. testicles, nipples etc.
God I fucking hate Josh Engleman. I wanna run into him in a dark alley so I can kick his ritz in!
by A Legitimate Dictionary January 12, 2009
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Rita

A mid 40 year old milf with a granny name
Do you know Rita?
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rita

A doll who does somersaults and gets sacrificed by a gerald boucher.
"Whoa, did you just see that gerald boucher burn his doll Rita's forehead with a fuckin ciggarette?!"
by finance December 14, 2008
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