Redneck Olympics

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?
by DR. DISTRUCTO June 30, 2010
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redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.
Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.
by evil kniewel May 16, 2010
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redneck jesus

Dale Earnhardt Jr. NASCAR driver/Southern U.S. spiritual figure
In talladegastan (also known as the southern holy land) there lies a redneck jesus. One who can make the masses consume their mass quantities of bud light and bask in his victory, and pledge their allegiance to him and the heavenly father Dale Earnhardt Sr. For it is told this is the true path to the land of Daytona, a heaven-like place with more left turns.
by 420blazeitfagit July 05, 2014
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Redneck Thunder

The rumbling cacophony of far-off Fireworks or Mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.
Spouse: Is that Thunder?

You: Yeah, Redneck Thunder...
by A2endorser December 06, 2014
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Redneck Ketchup

(n). Synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. The type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.
Wife: "Hey, Cletus! You 'unna stop 'n pick up that possum on the side 'a the road, there?"
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."
by Kruz22 November 15, 2013
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redneck ferrari

any corvette from 97 and up.
bobby joe just got a redneck ferrari, now he thinks he is the king of the trailer park
by A-Diesel July 22, 2011
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