Reddit

The black hole of the internet. The place where ultra "introverted" slash social rejects coalesce to make stupid offhand comments and in general, waste their life. The members of this site live in their parents basement, and are nursing a weed addiction because they never got picked in gym class. They do nothing productive, and yet, possess a shocking amount of entitlement. They believe the world is a liberal arts college campus and they can live in a "safe space".

These people are too busy figuring out made up mental illnesses such as what gender they "identify" as to ever make a meaningful impact on society.

Hey man do you want to hang out with that dude? Nah he goes on Reddit. I'm gonna keep my distance.

by AlanSmithy1 February 2, 2024

reddit pedophilia

Attractions and behaviors normally considered pedophilic, but are considered normal among redditors and otakus alike. These behaviors are typically so cringe, they are often shunned by actual pedophiles. This can include but is not limited to:
• Loliconism
• Announcing your preference for short women
• Having an obsession with femboys
• Finding Belle Delphine attractive

Redditor: Dude, it’s not weird, I just like when girls are 4 feet tall!
Other redditor: Oh yeah bro, that’s so cute and funny.
Normal Guy: Ew dude, that’s some reddit pedophilia if I’ve ever seen it.
Pedophile: I agree.

by LGBT-Definitions January 9, 2025

Reddit Special

Using a disabled or dead person, family member, or someone with a severe illness to farm upvotes or likes, usually found on default large subreddits.

Spamming a picture of some dude's dying wife? Man, that guy is really at it with the ol' Reddit Special.

by Mlpisbestshow July 4, 2019

Reddit Atheist

The people who are responsible for the commonly held belief that all atheists are far-left nutjobs.

Fuck Reddit Atheists

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024

Reddit

A utopia of different types of shit.

For example, there is good shit, bad shit, ok shit, gay shit, fucked up shit, and lastly That little shit in the corner.

Reddit is basically a world full of weird people just like you with different fetishes/beliefs

by Fluflavour October 21, 2020

Reddit

Basically if the Soviet Union made a social media website

"Why is Reddit so pro-left???"
"Idk maybe it was made by the Soviets."

by A really big weirdo June 22, 2025

reddit

do i really gotta explain?

"reddit."

by sussy bake April 29, 2022