russian redeye

To moon someone and spread your ass as you do so so they see your "redeye."

I gave those dumb sluts the russian redeye as I drove by in my car.

by kind of blue August 10, 2003

Redenbacher

When an older man dates a younger woman. The male equivalent of a cougar.

Woody Allen is a Redenbacher.

by Lactam August 14, 2008

Redenbacher

Cutting a hole in the bottom of a movie tub of popcorn and placing male genitals inside in hopes your date will reach in.

"Getting a Redenbacher"

by BigRay541 December 27, 2011

Redenbacher

An older man who likes to date younger women. The male version of a cougar.
Coined by The Daily Show's Kristen Schaal.

Michael Douglas is such a Redenbacher. I mean, he's like twice the age of Catherine Zeta Jones.

by Sandra C. August 12, 2008

shawskank redemption

Make the girl lay down. Sit on her face facing her legs. Let her lick your ass while you jack off and just before you cum shove your cock to the back of her throat and blow your load.

My girlfriend insisted I pay for dinner so I took her home and gave her the shawskank redemption

by shawzee March 17, 2010

Redemption

Kick ass song by the thrash metal band Shadows Fall. Was nominated for a grammy for Best Metal Performance.

Youtube Shadows Fall's Redemption, damnit!

by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 17, 2008

redenbacher

An older man that dates a younger woman

My uncle is such a redenbacher, he's dating a girl thirty years younger than he is!

by Kyuubi32835 August 12, 2008