get real you dumb bitch

whale wars.

Whale wars: We will stop the Japanese with butter. Ha now ur boat stinks!!
Me: get real you dumb bitch

by JohnnyDingMoFos July 7, 2011

The real Snas

Very cewl person no cap 💯

WOAH GUYS IT'S the REAL snas !!! :D

by Lunpanew I guess 🤪 November 24, 2021

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

on tha real

when you really mean something, when its tha truf.(also used;on tha real tip)

on tha real,that chick is playin u!

by MocaMami April 25, 2004

Reality TV Real

Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.

Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.

Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?

Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".

Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?

Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!

by Rc916 November 15, 2013

Is(n't)real

Its not real. Full stop.

The State of Is(n't)real are ethnically cleansing Palestinians

by Qsm May 16, 2021

Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022