quicksand conversationalist

an individual with the ability to trap you in conversation against your will. the longer you stay the more they digress as you sink slowly into their rambling world. struggling only brings up more conversation topics and thus exacerbates the problem. the whole time you are filled with dread because you know at the end you may be asked to commit to a future event. like coffee, or a month holiday.

any situation in which one is trapped in conversation against their will. the conversation is one sided usually punctuated by the infrequent 'yep' in the hope agreeing will end the conversation sooner. the trapper is the quicksand conversationalist.

by inkresistantpaper April 14, 2013

quickscoping man

A man who is having amazing sex but is a cod tryhard. When having sex, before you ate about to ejaculate, stand up and 360 off the bed and aim for the woman's breast, face, of feet causing a hitmarker. If you shoto the head and make it, it's a headahot

My man is such a quickscoping man, he came on my face.

by MlG_360NoScOp3 February 18, 2015

quick cats

a term which means hurry up

- Mel you are taking too long. Quick cats!
- When encouraging people to walk fast: "Quick Cats!"

by hc2591 April 14, 2015

quickie giggle

hard core quickie (blow job) while shes giggleing

your ma gave me a quickie giggle during radio and chill

by carotman August 19, 2016

quick tap

A quick tap is a term used by men and it is sexual intercourse that is very quick because the woman is very hot and allows the man to bust easily.

Greg was really horny so he asked his hot friend Carly for sex. He knew it would be quick because she was hot so he figured it would be a quick tap.

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Quick Quitter

An uncommitted person to what they say they will do. This person usually states that they will perform in something, but quits on that idea the next day and tries to do something else, though quitting on that as well, hence the name, "Quick Quitter"

Nicholas: I'm gonna be goth
Trejon: Alright bro, do that
Nicholas (The next day): Nevermind on the goth, i'm going to play basket ball
Trejon: Oh, ok
Nicholas (The Next Day): Never mind Basketball, I want to be a scientist
Trejon: Man you're such a quick quitter.

by KamuiShortsGamer August 24, 2017

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018