paralogize

To jump to conclusions, used mainly by females

This bitch paralogized I was cheating on her, she was right....

by DonniesMeatShack February 6, 2017

paralogize

To jump to conclusions, used mainly by females

This bitch paralogized I was cheating on her, she was right....

by DonniesMeatShack February 6, 2017

paralife

A person who's half alive.

The first week of college left Tim a paralife.

by ddrive September 25, 2017

Paralyzed

The worst possible situation a person can be in.

"Du er paralyzed og du vil aldrig gå igen"

by The Paralyser April 20, 2018

Praliostisianitis

A very rare disease only people named 'Yoav' have. It makes people unbearably hot and awesome!!

Girl 1: How how is he?
Girl 2: I know, he must be a Yoav and have praliostisianitis.

by BonkYdonkey June 13, 2018

prall

The best maths teacher of all time. Not.
He is often found being disappointed by all of us.

Prall is disappointed by the Dorr.

by Rockenschaub March 1, 2018

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018