Falling pubes

hairs that fall out of the air that have crabs on them

Ron: Hey Look a bunch of falling pubes!

by SaintRow for life October 31, 2017

greasy pubes

when one does not wash their curly haired pubes for more than 8 weeks

barney: ew did you see dominica yesterday
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes

by suck me greasy ass pubes babey June 16, 2017

Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.

Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Pube monkey

When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.

"I did a pube monkey with your mum last night"

by Fortniteballz69 September 29, 2021

Dust pubes

It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.

‘Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes’

by Shyelf October 8, 2021

a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

vagina pubes

Hair that grows on your "danger area" and gets itchy

My vagina pubes were itchy last night

I just grew some vagina pubes

by Toiletbowlwithspice November 27, 2017