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Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis
Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick
by Wugar19 August 8, 2021
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Macho Pubes

Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.
Man my macho pubes are advancing.
by The One U Trust September 23, 2011
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Pube monkey

When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.
by Fortniteballz69 September 29, 2021
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Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.
by ChefR January 20, 2021
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