Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.

Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Pube Thrower

It's like a flamethrower for pubes.

Check out my Pube Thrower

by xxFlintxx January 3, 2010

Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis

Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick

by Wugar19 August 8, 2021

Pube shorts

A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.

Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!

by blueisnotaname June 24, 2016

Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.

I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.

by ChefR January 20, 2021

Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.

Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .

by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017