procrastinating workaholic

Something Dan Howell is.

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.

by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019

e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.

I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.

by IHateWork September 15, 2010

Procrastinator

Irina.

Irina is the ultimate procrastinator. She should be working on her assignment, but isn't.

by New Willenium November 29, 2020

Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

Procrastination

Spending more time creating lies and schedules than actually doing your work

“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”

by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018

Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.

Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024

Anti-Procrastinate

When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.

"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"

by AshTiko February 8, 2018