Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021
Get the Porch spidermug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022
Get the Porch Monkeymug. by ImD-licious May 30, 2023
Get the Porch swing angelmug. by Word2Mommy March 19, 2022
Get the Porchmug. by Passdadrip June 5, 2023
Get the Porch Mexicanmug. by Maverix91 July 8, 2020
Get the Porch Tacomug.