Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Porch

The “porch” is the hair in the front of a persons head. The kitchen is in the back.

That girls porch and kitchen are nappy as hell.

by Word2Mommy March 19, 2022

Porch

When something is just really porch, there’s no better way to describe it.

Joey’s juice was so porch that Brady drank it.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 30, 2022

Porch

When something is just really, really porch.

Brady told Joey that his juice was porch.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 28, 2022

Porch

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.

I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.

by Trikeguy March 30, 2020

Porch

Verb: To attack someone on their own property.

If that guy keeps bugging his neighbors, a bunch of people are going to porch him one of these days.

by relesabe June 30, 2021

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022