Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

by Gavin Gill August 15, 2008

poptard

an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts

gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!

by shmane January 12, 2010

poptard

a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well

hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.

by donald anderson January 13, 2010

Poptart

A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.

Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 9, 2010

Poptarted

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

by bminor June 20, 2011

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

popstrels

Pop-tarts merged with toaster strudles.

"nica, try a popstrel"
"Yo man, whadahell is dat ting?"
"f*ck you nica!"

by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003