Political Greeting

When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.
Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.
by dotdotthedots July 16, 2010
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Political Boss

A boss who gives you promises about benefits, good pay, etc but once you're already under him / her, all these promises instantly turns into myth.

A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.

A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.

A great false hope provider.

A pathological liar.
Peter: My political boss gave me another 10,000 promises...
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!

Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
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Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.
Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?
by Furrio August 16, 2020
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politically immature

When you act like a child and throw a tantrum and end friendships over different poltical opinions that don't align with your own.
"Wow.. Mr DiscoPup is so politically immature!! He got upset and defriended me on Facebook because I have a different political opinion than his."
by McThizzle May 09, 2016
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Political Mask

When the wearing of a face mask has turned into a divisive political issue in a number of countries that protect their citizens’ individual rights, whose selfish behaviors in donning zero masks in public in the midst of a pandemic crisis endanger the health of the majority.
Alt-right politicians are pushing their political mask agenda, by pretending to address the anti-social demands of a noisy minority to win their votes.
by MathPlus March 09, 2021
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Harry Politicing

When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.
Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”
by JedBartlet March 26, 2018
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visually polite

Being polite to someone out loud, but killing them in your mind
"I was visually polite to him, but in my head I was thinking of all the ways to kill him."
by chiffonthegaypony August 26, 2014
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