Political Lesbian

A belief by women who are so undesirable by everyone usually due to some combination of bad attitude, unpleasantness, wanting to use someone as arm candy, and generally being fat and unhygienic that they become political lesbians, encouraging bi chicks to not date men or strait women to become lesbian. There are generally two types of these women, first type are strait but they are undesirable to men so they want to get revenge on the men whomst refused to date men by converting as many women as possible to be lesbians. The second type is lesbians who are fat and creep on non-obese lesbians whomst hope to convert strait women to lesbian so they can take advantage of someone not familiar with lesbian dating, known to target especially inexperienced women or women on the autism spectrum. Legbeard bi women usually don't end up here since they alternate between hating men and woman depending on the gender of the last crush to reject them was.

lesbian 1: don't date her, she is a political lesbian type 1 she just wants revenge on men
bi chick: what of Karen, she asked me out?
lesbian 1: don't date her either she is a political lesbian type 2, she will just use you for arm candy to prove she is the fat chick whomst can get the attractive lesbians.

Political Lesbian by TheS August 15, 2022

politicing 

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

politicing by Brianne1979 July 26, 2008

insert politically incorrect word here 

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

insert politically incorrect word here by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

political correctness by Boogification April 18, 2008

politically liberal 

A set of political beliefs which should focus on stressing the following:

-Social government programs seeking to improve the quality and equality of life such as Health care and Welfare

-Heightened strength of federal government to keep differing state governments close enough together to avoid conflict

-Protection of Constitutional rights of ALL people (even those who are not politically liberal)

Unfortunately, it is now also known for the following:

-Anti-religious zealotry seeking to censor any mention of God, thus restricting free speech, but only for religious individuals.

-Anti-conservative bigotry that viciously mock and criticize conservatives simply because they have different beliefs.

-Radical homosexual propaganda that makes anyone who disagrees with "Homosexuality is natural, healthy and good for society" out to be some sort of criminal.

I don't know how to explain to my friends that I'm politically liberal but not a total lying bitch like Rachel Maddow or other famous liberals.

politically liberal by TruthInText May 25, 2010

Political Compass Memes 

A subreddit which carries the unique distinction of probably being the only political discussion community on the internet where people belonging to all political ideologies can interact and discuss their opinions with each other without someone getting their panties in a twist. A die-hard liberal can laugh at a meme along with a Trump supporter; a communist can amicably chat with a anarchist; etc. etc. This is quite remarkable considering that 99% of political subreddits inevitably become echo chambers full of vocal extremists that shoot down anyone with even slightly differing opinions.

Probably will get banned in a year or two.

*other politics subs*
Person 1: *expresses an extreme opinion that is rewarded with thousands of upvotes and awards*
Person 2: Listen, I think that might be going a little far because.....*rational argument*
Everyone else: REEEEEEE YOU CAN'T HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM US WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!!1! *mass downvoting Person 1 with possible death threats in inbox*

Political Compass Memes
Person 1: Expresses an opinion
Person 2: Hey man I think that might be a bit flawed because *rational argument*
Person 1: That's a valid point man. But I'll still portray you as a soyjak in my next meme.
Everyone else: Based

Political Compass Memes by CookiesAndPolitics August 1, 2021

political spectrum

The spectrum in which you define your political stance.
Right_Reactionary-Conservative-Moderate-Liberal-Radical_Left

Im a radical.

political spectrum by jpj June 11, 2004