Polish dildo

Keilbasa.

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.

by Hawaiian Dicking January 26, 2010

polish date

A date in which a girl goes out with a Polish-American guy with a muscular body and a huge dick.

Most girls who know what's good for them can't wait for a polish date.

by biggdawgg August 20, 2009

Polish Creamscicle

The act of masterbating on a used tampon, and forcing it into your partners mouth. Used primarily in the 1970's, during the Cold War. Often compared to the Polish Fugescicle which involves shit instead of semen.

After the evening at the Opera, I took my date home and gave her a Polish Creamscicle

by Richard Whelchel November 26, 2007

polish breakfast

cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way

after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast

by tony_homo December 24, 2010

polish sex manual

In ---->

Out <---

Repeat!

Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 31, 2011

Polish Sunburn

To provide suction through the mouth upon the rear end of your partner resulting in a hickey (sunburn), then finishing up on their newly found "sunburn" (sunscreen lotion).

Upon finishing, you must slap the sunburn after the lotion is applied to receive the proper finale.

Hey man, I heard that bottom-bitch got a Polish Sunburn from you the other day from Mike?

Yeah, twas rather erotic.

by Weinerskeet March 11, 2010

Polish Soda Fountain

Popular fraternity hazing ritual where seniors stand in a line and drop pants. The new guy is expected to blow them all. They pee in his mouth, hence the name "Polish Soda Fountain".

The new guy was excited to join Delta Tau Chi but didn't expect the Polish Soda Fountain to leave such a bad taste in his mouth.

by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012