Poodle

A younger man who deliberately pursues older women; a cougar-chaser; a kept male of the lapdog variety; subject of the hit songs "Just a Gigolo" and "I Wanna Be Your Dog". Often in the guise of an unsigned musician, college student, or barfly.

Kevin Federline was Britney Spears' poodle.

by Othniel77 March 2, 2010

Paddleboat

Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.

I got drunk and his girl wouldn't let me motorboat her so I paddleboated her.

by jacks finger January 13, 2014

skeet puddle

This typically happens during the process of skeeting. It is when you pull out and shoot your entire load into the biotche's eye socket.

"Hold still bitch"
"Fucker, now I have to clean up this skeet puddle"

by ezal June 11, 2006

sticky puddle

when u cum on the base of a girls neck between her collar bones when she's laying on her back creating a puddle of ejaculation.

she thought she was getting it in the face but i made a sticky puddle

by johny beans January 30, 2010

gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that can accumulate between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

poodle

everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.

stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.

allison: i know right he's so cute

tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?

stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom

tom: oh shit im a poodle

by jasperjasper February 24, 2012

muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.

You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.

by Tanbor November 18, 2005