I pistol whipped the rival gang member before masturbating, which ultimately led to my shooting him in the eye with semen. The old pirate's eye, as they say.
by Pistolero Numero Dos November 11, 2009
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Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009
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The greatest sellouts in the history of music, a 'band' made up of four of the least talented people ever to make music, they were manufactured simply to promote manager Malcolm McLaren's shop. Had some guy called Sid Viscous on bass, who despite being loved by idiots everywhere, was actually unplugged when the band played live because he was so poor on his instrument.
by ChrisOiBoy! August 22, 2005
Get the Sex Pistols mug.verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.
by corzeske February 18, 2011
Get the pistol mug.Extremely hot to the point of physical displeasure or burning. Derived from 19th century American slang referring to a cheap pistol assembled from mismatching parts with improper tolerances, which when fired became very hot due to poor ignition and burning of the powder charge, and projectile friction from a misaligned chamber and barrel.
My car had been sitting in the sun with the windows up, and when I got inside the steering wheel was hotter than a three dollar pistol.
by Jakatola August 2, 2009
Get the Hotter than a three dollar pistol. mug.A Sexual act similar to cave diving. The male not only sticks his head in the woman's vagina, but proceeds to climb entirely inside of her. Once inside of her he sticks his penis out of her vagina. Using his penis the girl goes and engages in intercourse with someone else. (The only downfall to this act is that a cesarean section will need to be performed in order for the guy to come out.)
Friend 1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Friend 2:No what happened?
Friend1: Her and Jack did the piston!
Friend 2:No what happened?
Friend1: Her and Jack did the piston!
by The Pistonator September 3, 2014
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by Cater June 24, 2006
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